What better bar hop (or pub crawl) sweater to wear (for a lady) than a sweater inviting someone to "Tiptoe through the tulips"?
This big pink sweater features a huge turtleneck and BIG pink orange tulips all the way around,
Long, 'maybe' long enough to wear sans pants....
Marked a ladies size two. A 2? Not so sure, here are the measurements:
Back length: 26 1/2"
Pit to pit: 22"
See, NO way is this a 2!
Tiptoe through the tulips