No-bloody-A-B-C-or-D
Computer Voice: Insufficient data. Please specify parameters.
Scotty: [frustrated] The Enterprise. Show me the bridge of the Enterprise, you chatterin' piece of...
Computer Voice: There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please specify by registry number.
Scotty: N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A - B - C - or D!
Not 'exactly' a Christmas sweater, more like a Star Trek inspired sweater, but it called my name.... you see Random chance has operated in my favor (Spock) and showed me this black gray and red sweater with sequined 'shades of Enterprise. In plain non-Vulcan English, we got lucky (McCoy)! We got to see this baby before it went to "where no man has gone before".
Black turtleneck with a very large Enterprise resembling houndstooth pattern in a ladies size SMALL (4-6).
Live long and prosper.